my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
I wonder where this girl is now
you know what’s adorable?
look at them
aww little toes
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
*adjusts bra strap*
That's inappropriate and distracting.
*sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
lol you're good.